Last Name Sucks (Romano x Reader)

“(Name)!” Lovino, (Name)’s boyfriend of six years, called her out for the millionth time. (Name) was actually busy reading fanfics and didn’t want to be disturbed right now. She kept ignoring the Italian’s calls for her, until she grew tired of hearing her name more than a millionth time.

She grumpily stomped downstairs; annoyed that she was disturbed, even if it was her boyfriend. “What?”

“You know what (Name)? I really don’t like your name.” Lovino complained at her.

Her brow twitched and her blood starts to boil. HE INTERRUPTED HER JUST FOR THAT?! She just breathed in and tried to reply as calmly as possible. “Excuse me?”

“Your name idiota, I really don’t like it. Mostly your last name, it sucks.”

“What’s wrong with my last name?” (Name) snaps at him.

“It doesn’t suit you, you should change it.” Lovino stated bluntly.

“Change it?” (Name) scoffs. “To what?!” She spat out. This is not getting good.

Lovino smirked, “Vargas.” Then he just simply walked away, leaving (Name) in confusion before snapping out in...

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“Did you just...” She stuttered. “Did you just propose?”

“DON’T YOU WALK AWAY LOVINO VARGAS!”

Then (Name) tackled him into a fierce hug. She peppered kisses all over his face, causing Lovino to flush slightly and buried her face on his neck with slight tears on her eyes.

“You know, I never actually got an answer from you, ragazza.” Lovino said cheekily.

“And I never actually got a proposal from you.” (Name) responded while wiping the tears away.

“Good point.” Lovino agreed. “Let’s try this again, shall we?”

(Name) nodded, and crawled off of Lovino, moving so that she stood in front him. Lovino got down on one knee in front of her and held her hands.

“(Name), will you marry me?” Lovino asked, a rare smile on his face.

“Yes.” She responded immediately, feeling happier than ever. Lovino stood up, picked her up, and twirled (Name) around the living room. Lovino put her down and scowled at (Name), pretending to be angry.

“And to think, I’m spending the rest of my life with this idiota.” Lovino said with a shake of his head.

(Name) smacked his head, giving him a glare and pouted.

“Ti amo, ragazza.” Lovino said sheepishly, rubbing behind his neck.

“And I love you too.” She said before leaning up and pressing her lips softly to his.