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Group Messaging? (Allies x Reader)

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Woot! Group chat! Hell yeah! -America

No. -England

I'm in as long as the black sheep won't join us ;) -France

YES! -(Country Name)

Become one with Mother Russia, da? (^J^) -Russia

OMG! THAT EMOTICON! (>u<)/ -(Country Name)

Aiyah! You're all so immature, aru. -China

Says the one who is a rabid fan of Hello Kitty. -(Country Name)

... -China

... -(Country Name)

Ohonhonhon~ -France

Guys! -America

Meeting is about to start, turn off your phones! -England

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After the Meeting...

Seriously! WHO LET ARTHUR WATCH THE FOREST NYMPH VINE?! -(Country Name)

America -China

America -Russia

Oops... -America

Why, what happened to the black sheep? He became the Forest Nymph? Ohonhonhon~ -France

YES, AND HE'S HALF-NAKED ON THE TREE AT THE AXIS HEADQUARTERS AND KEPT SHOUTING, "I FINALLY FOUND MY BERRIES." GAWD. IT MADE ITALY SCARED FOR LIFE! -(Country Name)

I'm working on it! -America

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Yao! I learned how to text! -Russia

Yao! I'm watching a movie! -Russia

Yao! I'm eating dinner -Russia

What the hell are you texting me so much for? What do you need? -China

Become one with me in bed, da? (^し^) -Russia

I'm going to kill myself. -China

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Alfred, I need help t-there's a frog in my room! -England

HAHAHA, you're afraid of FROGS? HAHA OMG. -America

YES, NOW JUST GET RID IT FOR ME WILL YOU?! -England

Okay, I'll be there in a moment. -America

... -America

Arthur? -America

ARTHUR ARE YOU OKAY? -America

Arthur is dead, you're next. Love, Bloody Frog ;) -England

FRANCIS! -America

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(Name), can I borrow your laptop? -America

Sure, go ahead. -(Country Name)

(Name)...uhhh... -America

What? -(Country Name)

What is USUK? And it has a picture of me and...HOLY HAMBURGERS! -America

Alfred? -(Country Name)

Alfred? -(Country Name)

Guys, I think I broke America -(Country Name)

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Well that was horrifying. O_O -America

Where have you been? -England

What I saw I will never be able to unsee it. -hyperventilates- -America

Let me guess yaoi shipping? ;) -France

DONT EVEN MENTION THAT HORRIBLE THING! :'( -America

What? I'm the country of love~ -France

What is yaoi shipping? -England

Arthur, if I were you. I'd better run now, aru. -China

Why? -England

Because it's... -Russia

DON'T YOU EVEN FINISH THE SENTENCE IVAN! -America

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BLOODY FUCKING MARY-SUES PIXIE DUST AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND! -England

Hehe >:) -(Country Name)

WHY WOULD YOU READ THAT PIECE OF STORY?! -England

WHAT? IT'S STILL A LITERATURE! -(Country Name)

NO! WHATEVER THAT USUK OR FRUK UGH! THAT THING! GET RID OF IT! -England

What? You haven't read the lemons yet ;A; -(Country Name)

What do you mean lemon? -America

AIYAH, ANYTHING BUT NOT THE LEMONS. -China

Yao knows it because of Japan, am I right? ;) -(Country Name)

Lemons are good! (^J^) -Russia

See? Even Ivan agrees ;P -France

COME ON ARTHUR, YOU MUST READ THEM. MOSTLY YOU'RE THE UKE XD -(Country Name)

WHAT IS THAT UKE THING OR WHATEVER? -England

It means, United Kingdom England. -(Country Name)

... -England

... -America

All right, let me see them. -England.

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Why is (Name) screaming? -America

Why is England chasing her with a scone? -China

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Hey (Name) dudette, hope ya feel better. -America

Thanks. -(Country Name)

What happened, sunflower? -Russia

I told Arthur that his scones were hard to eat, like I'm eating a stone. -(Country Name)

Scone, stone...HAHAHA IT EVEN RHYMES! -America

Then why is your arm injured? O_o -China

He hit me on my arm. ;n; -(Country Name)

With a what? -France

With his scone. -(Country Name)

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Where's (Name)? -England

With Francis -China

WTF -America

She's braiding his hair (^J^) -Russia

WHaaaat? His hair is soft and I'm going to make him an Elsa braid :3 -(Country Name)

HAHAHA ELSA IS FRANCIS HAHAHAHA -America

Whatever Alfred...because my hair is beautiful unlike the caterpillar eyebrows ;P -France

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Francis will not be present in the meeting for few days -China

Well, that's a shame. -England

O_o -(Country Name)

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Do you wanna build a snowman? o(>u<)o -America

It's want to, Alfred v_v -England

SHUT UP, I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT. BECAUSE I'M FREEDOM -America
OH MAY GAWSH.

Forest Nymph VINE:www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px-6bm…

FOREST NYMPH: HUEHEHE

I'M NOT SORRY! I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT.

I'M IN THE CORNER NOW, BECAUSE I FEEL SUCK FOR WRITING THIS. I'M SO SORRY.

AND BLAME THE CIGAWEEDS FOR MAKING ME HIGH AND ALSO, :iconkemaru0713: LABYU TWIN. DAHIL SA CIGAWEEDS MO AYAN XD

Hetalia: Allies Icon © Hidekaz Himaruya, creator of Hetalia
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